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Got many things to share here, but not now, as i got many things to settle first... after that i just post it up at here k...

share 1 of it first... a joke...

heaven is already full of ghost... then got this 3 guys just died, 1 is mathematician, 1 is physician, n another is an idiot... the heaven guard said to 3 of them, if they can ask a question n the heaven guard cant answer, then that person can go to heaven, if not they should go to hell...

mathematician ask first, what is the longest and toughest mathematic formula in the world??? within 3 second, the heaven guard wrote a 12 pages of formula to that mathematician, and is correct... so the mathematician goes to hell...

physician next, ask, what is the longest and toughest physics formula in the world??? within 3 second again, the heaven guard wrote a 14 pages of formula to that physician, and is correct... physician accompany the mathematician goes to hell...

the last one, the idiot... he think n think, duno what to ask... finally, he ask for a chair... on the chair, he makes 9 holes on it... he sit on the chair, and he fart ( fang pi )... he ask the heaven guard, which hole is my fart coming out from? heaven guard cant guess, coz there is 9 holes on the chair, he simply said the centre one... the idiot laugh n said, WRONG, is from my ASSHOLE... hahahaha... :-)